Okay, so lets face it...girls will be girls. We all try to pretend we aren't the stereotype, and we all pretend that we're too good for how other girls behave, but when we boil it down to the nitty-gritty, we're all made of too many feelings, and too much of the capacity to over think!
Analyzing is our downfall. We take every little thing everyone does and we pick it apart. Lets take for instance a text from a boy you like that says, "hey I had a great time tonight :)" A girls thought process would go something like this:
1. Omg he texted me!
2. He said he had a great time! I had a great time too!
3. He totally put a smiley face in there, that means he really did have a great time
4. But wait, why didn't he say anything else?
5. Should I respond or should I just let him have the last word?
6. Maye I'll wait a few minutes to respond so I don't seem too desperate
Or how about picking out an outfit for a date
1. Okay what are we doing? Are we going to be outside or inside?
2. I want to look cute, like I tried, but not like I tried too hard
3. How tall is he? can I wear heels, I don't want to be taller than him
4. Does this shirt make me look fat? what about these pants...are they giving me love handles?
5. If we're eating I should probably wear something semi loose in case I get a food belly
6. Is this outfit even cute?
7. Okay I'm changing (x3)
It's quite absurd if you ask me, our need, our obsession, with analyzing every...little...detail...of everything......and then it's even more awful to be in our brains, because not only do we focus on ONE thing to analyze, but as women, we can analyze...ooooh i'd say 16 things at a time!!!!!!
I mean...think about how much easier it must be to be a guy...to have a brain the size of a peanut, to get by with rolling out of bed, brushing your teeth and putting on deodorant, and worrying very little about much of anything!
It's a rough life being a girl....sometimes I wish I could just rip out my brain and not think for like 10 seconds.....
I totally love this post, I died laughing about the food belly part because I totally think that. I hate it too, I hate analyzing every text or look I get. BOO! Love you!
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ReplyDelete"Well, obviously, she's feeling very sad, because of Cedric dying. Then I expect she's feeling confused because she liked Cedric and now she likes Harry, and she can't work out who she likes best. Then she'll be feeling guilty, thinking it's an insult to Cedric's memory to be kissing Harry at all, and she'll be worrying about what everyone else might say about her if she starts going out with Harry. And she probably can't work out what her feelings toward Harry are anyway, because he was the one who was with Cedric when Cedric died, so that's all very mixed up and painful. Oh, and she's afraid she's going to be thrown off the Ravenclaw Quidditch team because she's been flying so badly."
"One person can't feel all that at once, they'd explode."
"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."
I'm not sure how to respond to this haha but i like it
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