Library Drama.

Location: Group study section of the library. Girl is facing wall. Facebook is open she is on her cellphone. This is the conversation the entire library heard, as she yelled it. Bless. Her. Heart.

Omg megan, no megan, I found him on facebook, oh my gosh HE is friends with Allie and Josh! He is from Boise. Look him up on facebook, wait why aren’t you on your computer, get on facebook Megan, okay I’ll try and call Allie again.

Allie Oh my gosh okay, do you know  a Joe Shmoe (name changed)? How do you know him? He asked me on a dattteeee! I found him on facebook and noticed you and Josh are friends w/ him. JOSH WAS ROOM--- NO! What does Josh think of him? He called me sassy. He was basically high in class today, he told me he takes Nyquill. No Allie, No, I already know him, the first day I met him I knew him… Allie tell meeeeeeee tell me now! Allie Please please just tell me, he already creeps me out. No I’m like dying right now. Oh shiz. Do you want me to call your husband and ask him, he’ll tell me…what do you think about him? Do you know what a stage 5 creeper is? He is a total stage 5 creeper. I know he’s different…you gotta tell me something else.  I know Megans gonna call you and you’re gonna laugh hysterically about this. 

Now I think she's crying. darling, if you don't want to go out with someone just say no. oh, she's at it again. 

shoot me now! k so basically, he's a nice guy aka he's a freak! well i feel bad, he told me he's on Aderol you dont tell people that that you barely know, then he kept on staring at me! Like he's weird, he's nice weird. You know when things just happen so fast you don't know what to say and you just go with it? I was like "i don't care whatever suuuuureee" he got my number! he already planned the time for tomorrow at 8.Do you wanna hang out or go out? He was like, hanging out is doing homework, going out is free food, which one would you rather? and then he was like, "when do you wanna do it" and i was like "psh i donno you're the boy, you decide!" He's like K, I dont mean to be rude, but he'd kind of a little chubbier, he's kind of obese, he's got acne, he's got bad teeth, he's got nothing. he's just awkward. 

Okay..i've had enough, i'm going to say something to her. 

always an adventure.